March 27, 2005 Negative Feedback
I get lots of IMDB-related email. Some is negative. Here are some.
Jon Kappen ckap@attbi.com
You're a fink. A phoney. A goddamn bastard of a phoney, for Chrissake... Can you even make sense or your own derranged writing? your writing, in all its post-doctoral flourishes, is but a reflection of your own autofellative hubris... You seem little more than a sterile, self-important buffoon with a highly decomposed sense of literature and cinema, surely picked apart by your intellectually vapid brand of intellectualism... You're a parody. A working joke, someone who values the appearance of knowledge more than the posession of it. Someone who loves the idea of becoming a Wise Man, but is just as content in gluing on a beard and sitting on a boulder. Someone who sees a cockroach in a drainpipe and describes the harrowing experience to his friends as Kafkaesqu; Dodge that.
David Creed
Fuck you. You are a socialist punk... Fuck you.
Victor Caoyonan (IMDB:lazyboy285)
I hate your *beep* reviews. You try to use some uber-intellectual talk and try to analyze these movies that dont even require a brain to watch. Your review of s1m0ne and X2 are just plain stupid. Why dont you get off your computer and find out what a vagina is. Now i cant wait for your come back, with some smart ass "utterly padestrian" bash at me. Why dont you tell me what you really think. Go get yourself a girlfriend or a hooker, or just fuck your sister.
IMDB:Tiger_Mark http://us.imdb.com/user/ur1313418/boards/profile/
I thought your review was a joke. I thought it was a pretentious cry for help from a wannbe movie reviewer. Your inane attempts at trying to sound like an intellectual were quite amusing... reading more of your reviews sounds as inviting as a root canal... So spare me the "smarter than thou" attitude and stick to being an ass. Your review ... was quite possibly the most pretentious and inane thing I have ever read. MIT must be slumming.
IMDB:sonopolly http://us.imdb.com/user/ur1739429/boards/profile
You Suck
IMDB:droogiedim77 http://us.imdb.com/user/ur1180791/boards/profile/
lets see you try and make a film as good as reservoir dogs....punk-bitch
IMDB:ekim1982 http://www.imdb.com/user/ur1562918/boards/profile/
people like you shouldn't be allowed to post anythign on the internet, because it just makes it that much worse of a place...
Justin Jenkins jenkins90210@hotmail.com
Hey there Teddy, Have you been diagnosed with a mental illness of any kind? Your comments on IMDB are horseshit buddy. I bet you had no friends at MIT with that kind of taste. If so they must have been as fucked up as you. Well I hope you still use this email address, I'm looking foward to reading your reply to this one. It will be entertaining and make no fucking bit of sense, but hey, I'll read it anyway. Have a good one, retard! You might want to think about taking your name off IMDB, or anything your write that is opionated for that matter, If I wrote shit like that I would be afraid I might get my ass wooped.
Austin Milbarge geniusiq160@yahoo.com
I glanced at your horrid yet humorosly ignorant review of American Psycho on the Internet Movie Database, and realized that you are an uneducated person feigning intelligence. In the midst of all of your arrogant bombast, you misspelled "archetypal." You spelled it "architypal." Perhaps a course in grammar and spelling would help hide your obvious difficulty using the English language. Anyway, I got a good laugh out of your sophomoric review. I showed my roommate, and he thought it was hilarious. You mention "cleverness for dummies" in your review. I think that really applies more to the review itself rather than the film being reviewed. I hope to read more of your blatantly arrogant, insecure, inane reviews. Austin Milbarge, MENSA Member and Certified Genius (IQ 160) http://profiles.yahoo.com/geniusiq160
M. L. Shettle Jr. mlshettle@charter.net
Your review [...] is a total load of egotistical, pseudo intellectual "BULL SHIT"
IMDB:the_great_cujo http://www.imdb.com/user/ur1413854/boards/profile/
your comment's suck
IMDB:Dex (KingOfLullaby) http://www.imdb.com/user/ur1875007/boards/profile/
To put this delicately... You're an idiot... Look, Cheesecake, it's just a movie. It's not meant to be taken literal... if you want to make a difference, and look like a bigger idiot, please hunt down every film that Tarantino studied and tell their creators how wrong they are... Princess. You need to calm down... I don't know which makes me more sick, the fact that you wrote the review, or the fact that you were allowed to use the precious english language to do so. Don't express yourself, when you know you're wrong. It pisses off so many people.
IMDB:t_diddy_21 http://imdb.com/user/ur2368359/boards/profile/
...a lot of your reviews are incompetent, I just want to know why you use your reviews as if people actually care about what you say...You are nuts...N-V-T-S..NUTS
IMDB:Ostea (A Glasgow)
you are truly one of the worst "reviewers" ive ever,ever read, most are pretentious, wordy and/or pedantic, you are none of these - your reviews suffer from something completely different, they suffer from complete abject stupidity. i.e.: "Carpenter's stuff, Barker's stuff always find an audience. And this movie is about as good as they are" Maybe your stuff is supposed to be lame, poking fun at all those other wasteful morons, but alas the saddness lies in your honesty, your reviews ARE the culmination of your experiences, which must have been quite lame.
IMDB:mtinker6 http://www.imdb.com/user/ur3198243/boards/profile/
You are a complete and utter wanker.
Pip Nixon pipples01@yahoo.co.uk
you are an idiot... Sorry, but it's best you realise this. You may be
going to hell,
IMDB:bliss66 http://www.imdb.com/user/ur0470000/boards/profile/
you're a bitter *beep*. You're so insufferable in print, I can't imagine how awful you'd be in person. Drop dead.
IMDB:jleestjohn http://www.imdb.com/user/ur3593985/boards/profile/
You belong to a group of people who attempt to puff up their intellectual self-esteem by trumpeting imaginary faults of the truly accomplished. Sadly, the result is that you look the fool.
IMDB:XThefreakshowX http://www.imdb.com/user/ur2044843/boards/profile/
you're and idiot.......quit posting you stupid crap all over this website and then while you are at it go kill your self you retarded geek fan boy piece of *beep*
Allert Schallenberg allert@efocus.nl
... I can only conclude the following: You are one utterly sad person.
FutureStar87 http://www.imdb.com/user/ur3598614/boards/profile/
Holy crap ur stupid
IMDB:Cradius http://www.imdb.com/user/ur3421881/boards/profile/
you = dumb fücking retard
Joris Mann lilbishman@yahoo.com
...you should stop using the internet and go outside and find another job.
Steven Wrigley-Howe swrigley-howe@careconsulting.co.uk
Stick to science, cretin, and let civilised people enjoy civilised films... and if ever you want induction into the human race just let me know.
Anonymous imdb-db-userreg-2101.iad2.amazon.com
You're an idiot and your review was uninformed, ignorant, and useless. Gargle on your own cock, you giant homo.
blaze1-1 http://www.imdb.com/user/ur4069854/boards/profile/
I think you are an idiot.
IMDB:Grkmagas85 http://www.imdb.com/user/ur3265418/boards/profile/
YOU RACIST!
IMDB:damogotgame
I cant belive you're such a sad person... I only realised just what a sad git you were when i checked how many posts you've made. Do you honestly think people give a sh#t what someone like you thinks? It's like you've done an A-Z of films you barely know about making all these supposedly interseting points. Sort it out and bog off
Daniel Boone danlboon@bellsouth.net
you are really full of shit.
Victor Caoyonan lazyboy285@yahoo.com
HEY QUEER... You are by far the most retarded critic ever. You hate on these excellent movies, picking the most retarded shit to bash about, using such complex english and words that arent even necessary... you must be some fucking gayass loser... you fucking piece of shit... you will always be a fucking internet junkie loser for life. Go get a hooker so you can find out what a pussy is.
Nathan Weinberger lightningjew@starpower.net
I don't think I've ever heard anyone pontificate so much on acting or filmmaking while saying so little. Let me ask, are you retarded or just garden variety stupid and pompous?... [and two months later] Hey, don't you ever get tired of polluting imdb.com with your pompous, sanctimonious bullshit?
Johnny mailto:rollor@rambler.ru
I hate critics. You such a worst of them. Listen, your insults get boring. You not smart guy, at least according to my understanding of the term. You simple stupid american potatohead. Just sit on your ass and shut your mouth... We can find something better to do with this part of your life, than read your stinky comments.
Rift4@aol.com
some of the things you say are some of the most utterly stupid things i have heard in a while. work on your film analyzation bro
Philippe Colligan lestburn27@hotmail.com
...you are a pompous unoriginal dickhead who knows nothing of film. You're a walking text book with no real opinions of your own... it is people like you that have kept American cinema at the bottom of the filmmaking totem pole for years. You have no balls... you are going to remain the pompous dickhead that you now are who should be ashamed that he/she can't form actual opinions of his/her own. And you should be especially embarrassed that you went to MIT, it just goes to show you that any idiot can get into a prestigious school, but they can't teach you to think for yourself. I think you've been cheated. That school must have wasted so much of you time.
Scott whosez@hotmail.com
Do you spout off shit like that at fucking cocktail parties, trying to sound smart and classy... Shut your pie hole.
John Goodman cgchipster8@aol.com
... the level of self-importance and misguided arrogance displayed by wanna be reviewers of cinema such as yourself and others like you sickens me. Do the world a favor and keep your ridiculous opinions to yourself in the future.
Matthew Simon msimon3@ithaca.edu
...you're a blithering idiot with no taste or sense of humor.
Andrew Tait armtait@ntlworld.com
...[your comment is] so far up your backside that some folks might think it's for real!!!
blackmagicfilms@hotmail.com
...you've missed the affective component in your life. Maybe its your Techie nerdiness or possibly a bitter childhood... you remain listless about human emotion... I wish you... the ability to find a life!
Bob Thomas encodestuff@hotmail.com
I must say... you are a pretentious piece of shit...
DarkoAvenged mailto:tinkerlleb@aol.com http://facethejury.com/profile.asp?user_name=DarkoAvenged
your a fucken idiot.. why don't you not make comments that are stupid and go split some atoms mr. MIT and go watch charlies angels cuz thats such a good movie.... drew barrymore faggot.
James Parker jparker@usc.edu
... Do you think that your responses on IMDB are intelligent? Do you think they're worthwhile?... your writing is atrocious [and] is convoluted and vague, inexpressive and self-congratulatory.
Don Thompson gibbon_000@yahoo.com
... you sound like a true ignoramus.
Gerry Thefish gerrythefish@yahoo.com
...Do you really think you are an intellectual, LOL. How many movies have you made.
Sam Reed honkeyboy15@hotmail.com
... [your comment is] a load of pretentious bullshit that someone pawns off on "ordinary joes" in order to appear smart. Maybe you took a film class or two, and try to impress people by overanalyzing films, that require none after walking out of the theater.... I don't buy your shit...
ozscreenwriter@yahoo.com.au
... you present yourself as a strikingly cynical and self-absorbed pseudo-intellectual... A review like yours used to make me sick to my stomach, outraged at the pompous audacity. Now, it just makes me laugh. The self-importance of your words... gives me the satisfaction of knowing exactly who's got the talent here.
Billy Cardilly mozart9797@hotmail.com
Are [all your comments] as erudite and awful?
Pete Conti ptc121@psu.edu
... you are both arrogant and a coward... For shame.
The Limey t_limey@hotmail.com
... the biggest load of pseudo-intellectual bollocks I've ever read!
Playbacker angeloxi@hotmail.com
what kind of fucking BULLSHIT is all this on moviedatabase.com?! you fucking faggot!
David Mc Manus dmm_nyc@yahoo.com
When your head disappears that far up your ass, does it come back out the other side?
privacyplease777@yahoo.com
Wow. What an amazing load of self-indulgent horseshit you can spew... Christ on a biscuit. Do you really believe your own pompous blather?
nick_of_spades@yahoo.com
It must really suck to be you... Like, holy Moses, buddy! SHUT UP!
Mike Bruce mikebruce@hotmail.com
... you are nothing more than a miserable wanker who is alone, sad and self loathing... your life is quite void of anything inspiring... you are a sad and deranged case indeed.
IMDB:lonewolf http://us.imdb.com/user/ur1336891/boards/profile/
Your Nuts!
IMDB:mesmerizedmind http://us.imdb.com/user/ur2169175/boards/profile/
You suck
IMDB:Stu Katz http://us.imdb.com/user/ur1815599/boards/profile/
[your comments] are turgid rubbish that only a pedantic sophist could write. Get a clue and a life.
IMDB:hammett8 http://us.imdb.com/user/ur1999832/boards/profile/
you are a cmplete and utter idiot and it is my wish to you that you die a most horrible death you putrid fool here is a hint for you just because you put big words in your reviews that would impress many people and make them assume you are right you are wrong you are an idiot and substitute a big vocabulary for common sense and good taste so die and burn in hell you piece of *%*#$
IMDB:KingOfLullaby http://us.imdb.com/user/ur1875007/boards/
It surprises me that people like you even bother talking....dude...Your stupid opinion means nothing...
IMDB:lower911 http://us.imdb.com/user/ur1815213/boards/profile/
What alot of Horseshit. You have obviously never had the courage to make your own movie. Why don't you try it before you write your next stupid "review". Its easy to criticize what you know nothing about. University loser.
IMDB:louie1975 http://us.imdb.com/user/ur1874861/boards/profile/
Get a life loser
IMDB:Dementation http://us.imdb.com/user/ur2016272/boards/profile/
shut the *beep* up. its a pity you didnt have your throat cut with a kaiser blade
IMDB:kahunas455 (Aaron) http://us.imdb.com/user/ur0434664/boards/profile/
...do you spend all your time spewing out poorly-written, pseudo-intellectual movie reviews?
IMDB:wiredonmovies http://us.imdb.com/user/ur2404404/boards/profile/
...you are the all-time worst critic I have seen... Are you insane? ...you appear a jackass... You appear as an ignorant filmgoer... You put the awful; in terrible... you have some psychological problem ...sick of you and your apparent arrogance... You appear as if you think you are something great.
IMDB:dcm5 http://us.imdb.com/user/ur2161064/boards/profile/
What in the hell are you talking about?
IMDB:Xzenocr http://www.imdb.com/user/ur2980272/boards/profile/
your reviews are really stupid
